Married women only: What type of ad works best on craigslist?

If you are a married woman who doesn't feel loved or appreciated in your relationship, and you would consider looking on "craigslist" to find a male "friend", what would you look for. what would the ideal posting say?

It would say
"Seeking infedelity. Looking for married woman to have passionate times with. Discreet, no strings attached. Clean, std-free."
...Just be honest, oh wait! That's the point. Dishonesty.

Im planning to open a site, do i need to sign up for adwords so that my site can be viewed on the search engine? Im planning to open a site, do i need to sign up for adwords so that my site can be viewed on the search engine?

You can get seen in the Google by two different ways:

1. Organic listing - what you see in the actual search results. This is based on relevance to the search term. This is FREE -- but requires know how in search engine optimization. The key however is to write the BEST content

Submit your site to http://www.google.com/addurl/ -- and start building links to your site

2. Adwords -- this is what you see on the left side labeled as SPONSORED LINKS. These are paid ads and depends on the competition for the keyword you choose, the keywords you choose, etc. It can be anywhere from $10 to $100,000 - depending on your budget

In other words , I have the an affiliate link www.MissionIsWealth.com and I advertise it in different places. Can I add some kind of code to it that will alert me as to where it is getting "clicked " on.

So lets say I have an ad in a newspaper with the link, and the same link on a diner place-mat

Add a querstring parameter at the to identify the campaign, For example if you are using Google Adwords, your webiste URL could like www.MissionIsWealth.com?gclik=uyewn73247 Also, use Google Anlytics and you will have real time tracking.

Also consider submitting your website to webdirectories like http://www.bestonlinedir.com that provide you with a backlink for your website. This has benefits in the long term.

If Imodium AD works, and there is no disease or pyysical cause for diarrhea, is it Ok to take on a daily basis? If Imodium AD works, and there is no disease or pyysical cause for diarrhea, is it Ok to take on a daily basis?

First I would find the underlying cause of the diarrhea, and eliminate the cause, Also do not take if you have a fever or colitis, or if blood or mucus shows up in the stool. You need to stay dehydrated too, so get some water in you, and electrolytes. Imodium is protein binding and sometime interferes with the gastric acid production we need to break down food in the intestines. Could you have IBS? I would ask my family doctor about long term usage, it sometimes interferes with other medications you are on.

How Google $$$ per click ad works and why cant yahoo do the same? How Google $$$ per click ad works and why cant yahoo do the same?

Because Yahoo is not Google dummy! If they want to, they would. but obviously not